I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.
― The Kite Runner (Khaled Hosseini)
Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world
― Reyna Biddy (via halluzinogen)
So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.
― A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)